BONZAI!

[aerish.livejournal.com]

So there's this website that takes text and garbles it up into wacky poetry. A friend of mine told everyone on his list to find a long entry and banzai it, but since i didn't have any on my own journal, I thought i would banzai a scandal report. there were a couple funny lines in there.. like: "condoms were sufficiently crunk" and "he appeared to be confused with a girl's ass"...

( here you go )