baka_monogatari | Pervert Old Ladies Unite? (Reply)

Da, Zoe, and I have been talking about having a comment fic meme for a while now. So... basically, I've been put in charge of revealing our grand scheme of cracky goodness (or badness) to you fine lovely ladies out there.

So what's the theme?

REALISTIC THINGS THAT YOU DON'T SEE IN FANFICTION

Rules? We don't really have any rules. Things can range from gen fics to romantic comedy to tragedy (because there's really only a thin line between the two.) Although we'd like to keep it within JE. Yes, that means you can write about Yoshitake Kayoko, Sakai Tae, and Yoshikawa Kiyomi (the three women Juniors of J&A.)

To give you an idea of what we're thinking about. Here's are some examples:

Ever read a fic where they don't use lubrication before teh buttsecks?
Ever heard of a JE boy NOT being gay?
The lack of protection when engaging in teh buttsechs?
Someone falling asleep during/before/mid-sex?
A JE boy meeting a Mary Sue character and totally brushed her off because he might just be plain unimpressed?

I'll let you think of the other possibilities (and the possibilities are endless. :D) So have at it ladies! (If only to satisfied the three perverted old ladies' needs for comment fic meme.) :D