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baka_monogatariKilling time with the random pairing generator before Bones comes on tv.
and ARGH, it's not a bilingual broadcast. XD;; yay Bones dubbed in Japanese...
Anyway, here's the pairings that were especially cracky XD enjoy!
Domoto Tsuyoshi x Nishikido Ryo = amid much protesting
... but not from Zoe
Takizawa Hideaki x Riva = after signing a contract
... D8 better have been a DAMN GOOD ONE
Kamenashi Kazuya x Morita Go = in Tsuyoshi's pants
... I just like the ones that end with 'in Tsuyoshi's pants' XD
V6 x Da = in an alley
... DA XD;;;
Kanjani8 x Zoe = timidly
... ZOE XD;;;;;;
Murakami Shingo x Aiba's Stuffed Dog = with Koichi's prize tutelage
... they'll never get the smell of condiments out of the poor stuffed dog (nor Aiba's toy)
... that was mean
... and lame
Four Tops x Sakurai Sho = resulting in a miraculous male pregnancy
... and lots of memory preciousing
Nakai Masahiro x Gay Taco Party = while imitating Sesame Street Characters
... probably divine punishment for something we've done luvs
Kusano Hironori x Zoe = without any satisfaction
... good lord Zoe, this is the third time you've appeared and STILL not satisfied?!
Matsumoto Jun x Masuda Takahisa = in the Bat Mobile
... no no no, wrong iconic vehicle Darth Fabulous. You gotta do it in the Death Star
good night!
and ARGH, it's not a bilingual broadcast. XD;; yay Bones dubbed in Japanese...
Anyway, here's the pairings that were especially cracky XD enjoy!
Domoto Tsuyoshi x Nishikido Ryo = amid much protesting
... but not from Zoe
Takizawa Hideaki x Riva = after signing a contract
... D8 better have been a DAMN GOOD ONE
Kamenashi Kazuya x Morita Go = in Tsuyoshi's pants
... I just like the ones that end with 'in Tsuyoshi's pants' XD
V6 x Da = in an alley
... DA XD;;;
Kanjani8 x Zoe = timidly
... ZOE XD;;;;;;
Murakami Shingo x Aiba's Stuffed Dog = with Koichi's prize tutelage
... they'll never get the smell of condiments out of the poor stuffed dog (nor Aiba's toy)
... that was mean
... and lame
Four Tops x Sakurai Sho = resulting in a miraculous male pregnancy
... and lots of memory preciousing
Nakai Masahiro x Gay Taco Party = while imitating Sesame Street Characters
... probably divine punishment for something we've done luvs
Kusano Hironori x Zoe = without any satisfaction
... good lord Zoe, this is the third time you've appeared and STILL not satisfied?!
Matsumoto Jun x Masuda Takahisa = in the Bat Mobile
... no no no, wrong iconic vehicle Darth Fabulous. You gotta do it in the Death Star
good night!
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Date: 2009-02-15 07:38 pm (UTC)(And I dunno about you, but I can't really blame Zoe for being timid about an orgy with K8. I love them, but that's a scary prospect. XD;)
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Date: 2009-02-15 07:48 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-15 07:47 pm (UTC)... but not from Zoe
DAMN STRAIGHT.
Clearly this thing is borked, because I cannot see myself as timid with Kanjani OR unsatisfied with Kusano. 8| *nods*
Is it wrong that at the Nakai x GTP Sesame Street one, I immediately thought, "Oh, Nakai would totally dress up as Oscar the Grouch!" XD;
I CALL DIBS ON BEING THE COUNT.*cough*ALSO LOOK I HAZ A FITTING ICON FOR THE LAST ONE.